Eaglefight.

The writers at Read it And Weep are comedy Benjamin Franklins, which is better than comedy geniuses. Their audience is so intensely devoted to hearing them rip apart terrible books, movies and shows that total strangers flew across the country to see their live performance.

Their new text-based venture, Blog it and Weep, is the same brand of brilliance and I have no idea why they would let me tarnish it, but they did.

So if what you need right now more than anything is for someone to explain to you, in writing, why you should hate/admire Miller Lite commercials, you can click above and I’ll solve that problem for you.