Has anyone else been standing in line for the bathroom on a plane mid-flight, bored, then looked over at that toddler-sized shiny escape-door handle? And then the more you look at it, with the big swoopy red arrow screaming “PULL ON THIS LIKE THIS”, the more you think “Not only does pulling that handle look satisfying like jumping on bubblewrap, but scientifically speaking, we would all be vacuumed out to an icy death before that stewardess could give me any sass for touching it.”
No? Just me? I’m a sociopath? Ok. WHAT’S WITH AIRLINE FOOD!?
1 year ago