July 2011
8 posts
Twice. The second time I was in line at CA Pizza Kitchen and invited him to cut up front with me. He kept looking behind him like I was waving to someone else. So I said, “Come up here!” and he got sheepish and shook his head smiling.
LET IT BE KNOWN: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC DOES NOT CUT LINES.
Me: Jalen, you finished all of your practice problems already! You’re on fire, aren’t you?
Jalen: What? No! I’m not on fire.
Me: No, not literally. It’s an expression. (turning to Viktor) Viktor, don’t you ever use the phrase ‘you’re on fire’?
Viktor: What? (looking terrified) I’m not on fire!
Miguel: (Completely deadpan towards me) It’s 2011, not 1997.
aaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. I’m old.
Listen, people, if you keep enabling Michael Bay like this then he will NEVER STOP.
If you only watch one clip, watch the one where he’s awkwardly new in the worst shirt ever.
