December 2009
28 posts
The kid is on to something though
9-year-old cousin: Whenever I see the person who invented buffets, if he's still alive, I'm going to beckon him with my finger and bite him as much as I can.
Uncle: You have to start making sense when you talk.
Oh, I’m up against that bitch, Meryl Streep.
– Meryl on her double Golden Globe nomination (via fuckyeahmerylstreep) (via blergmymind)
brooklynmutt:
“I’m So Mad About Health Care, I Took My Christmas Tree Down!” - CSPAN Caller
mediaite
If I had known that this life-saving bill was going to make some mother upset with her pro-health-care son to the point that she would take her TREE AND WREATH DOWN because Obama ruined Christmas, I might have re-thought my position on these things.
lookmom:
When I came home tonight, I was drunk.
I have since sobered up.
In the time between (more on the early side), I made this very strange xmas greeting video to the tune of a classic Mariah Carey song.
Yup.
I like the karate hands part best. God do I love that song.
Will Arnett, David Cross, and Spike Jonze create... →
Watch the clip that I can’t manage to embed, but is linked. This needs to be broadcast here asap.
Oh HEY, Kany-... ...Ok, you're back!
mattaliabadi:
gifparty:
Google Sky →
fuckyeahspace:
Don’t plan on doing anything for the rest of your life.
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clientsfromhell:
Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it. Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word? Prospective client: Yes. Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
Is it just me or is this type of dialogue becoming a meme? I’m obsessed with logo and graphic design, I interned in high school - and...
cureforbedbugs:
thisisareallybadidea:
Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas is You
I do sort of love that Mariah Carey is the only person to come up with a legit “new classic.”
But obviously depressing holiday music is better. Hayley: cheerful christmas music makes me want to kill myself
Aly and AJ provide the new holiday classic about how they can’t stand phony cheer on Christmas!...