January 2012
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ListenHarry Fulop is one of those people who makes me...
Jan 8th
Well-written, too-short bio on Colbert →
Jan 7th
November 2011
3 posts
"The National, Beirut, The Walkmen to feature on... →
Feb 6, I am ready for you.
Nov 26th
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
I’m thankful for you. So here is a galaxy-smashing simulator you may not have seen. Click the Applett. Set friction on, stars at 2000 and play around with the rest. I’m also Thankful for Andrea Dobson.
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October 2011
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Oct 12th
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Oct 4th
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September 2011
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Sep 19th
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August 2011
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Aug 19th
LOOK, I guested on an otherwise-brilliant blog! →
The writers at Read it And Weep are comedy Benjamin Franklins, which is better than comedy geniuses. Their audience is so intensely devoted to hearing them rip apart terrible books, movies and shows that total strangers flew across the country to see their live performance. Their new text-based venture, Blog it and Weep, is the same brand of brilliance and I have no idea why they would let me...
Aug 15th
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July 2011
8 posts
Colbert takes on the journalists who jumped to... →
Jul 26th
ABBY WAMBACH IS A BOSS.
Jul 17th
I just passed Weird Al in LAX.
Twice. The second time I was in line at CA Pizza Kitchen and invited him to cut up front with me. He kept looking behind him like I was waving to someone else. So I said, “Come up here!” and he got sheepish and shook his head smiling. LET IT BE KNOWN: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC DOES NOT CUT LINES.
Jul 11th
A conversation between me and three of my fifth...
Me: Jalen, you finished all of your practice problems already! You’re on fire, aren’t you? Jalen: What? No! I’m not on fire. Me: No, not literally. It’s an expression. (turning to Viktor) Viktor, don’t you ever use the phrase ‘you’re on fire’? Viktor: What? (looking terrified) I’m not on fire! Miguel: (Completely deadpan towards me)...
Jul 9th
Jul 9th
'Transformers' Earns $372M →
Listen, people, if you keep enabling Michael Bay like this then he will NEVER STOP.
Jul 4th
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A brief and fascinating history of Jon Stewart →
If you only watch one clip, watch the one where he’s awkwardly new in the worst shirt ever.
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June 2011
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ListenI’m not exactly sure what Blair wrote Hello...
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May 2011
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May 9th
Am I the only one who didn't know about the... →
May 7th
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May 2nd
MEMPHIS! GRIZZLIES!
This team is way too much fun to watch. If anyone has to take out Durant now, I want it to be Randolph and Co.
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April 2011
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Apr 29th
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This jellyfish is most likely thinking, “Will I accomplish enough in life that I don’t have to live vicariously through my children?”
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March 2011
12 posts
Listenfulophd: Spatial Music #1: James’ Apartment—Day ...
Mar 24th
Program we should expand to the public sector: →
For three days, a pup named Monty will be available for Yale law students to check out of the library for half-hour “stress-therapy” sessions. - NY TImes Putting this in public libraries nationally would definitely help us “win the future”, Obama. Just a note.
Mar 22nd
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Why does this newsstand have a mirror in the ladies’ section? Because you’re not pretty enough, now go buy a magazine about your face.
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A watershed moment in the life of every paint-shop owner was probably the night they wearily emerged from their study clutching an empty chardonnay and announced to their eagerly huddled family what colors they would paint the store.
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Has anyone else been standing in line for the bathroom on a plane mid-flight, bored, then looked over at that toddler-sized shiny escape-door handle? And then the more you look at it, with the big swoopy red arrow screaming “PULL ON THIS LIKE THIS”, the more you think “Not only does pulling that handle look satisfying like jumping on bubblewrap, but scientifically speaking, we...
Mar 9th
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My friends and I have fallen into a weekly habit of 25cents/game bowling night, this is from my trip over. Video loops: stop addicting me. Apparently I was wrong earlier - you can view this in your reader.
Mar 9th
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1) My house has three Nerf guns and this has resulted in frequent battles. This is Andrew gingerly killing my camera 2) I’m experimenting with video loops. This won’t loop or autoplay if you’re reading this from a dashboard or reader. Does anyone have any favorite Fina Cut tutorial sites?
Mar 9th
February 2011
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